1 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:42,450 Long ago in the distant future, over 200 ,000 miles from the safety of Earth, 2 00:00:42,790 --> 00:00:48,890 a terrible secret link buried, imprisoned beneath the surface of that 3 00:00:48,890 --> 00:00:50,790 glowing orb in the night sky. 4 00:00:51,190 --> 00:00:52,270 The moon. 5 00:00:53,370 --> 00:00:57,270 But that ancient secret will not remain hidden for long. 6 00:00:57,800 --> 00:01:03,240 For soon, mankind will meddle with the malevolent lunar forces and unleash the 7 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,980 most unholy terror ever to torment the turbulent galaxy. 8 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:16,860 Goblin One, do you read? This is Control. 9 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:18,120 Over. 10 00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:20,200 I read you, Control. 11 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:21,560 How's everything back on Earth? 12 00:01:22,940 --> 00:01:23,940 Still a mess. 13 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Anything to report? 14 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:27,920 Sergei's playing with his rocks again. 15 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,620 Baxter's exploring a topological anomaly. 16 00:01:31,140 --> 00:01:33,080 I am not playing with rocks, Fred. 17 00:01:33,300 --> 00:01:34,780 I am collecting samples. 18 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,020 Always so serious. 19 00:01:37,600 --> 00:01:40,120 What's this about a topological anomaly? 20 00:01:41,920 --> 00:01:43,980 Goblin 3, Baxter, do you read? 21 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:48,720 You see, Control, I was doing a survey up on the ridge, and there was this 22 00:01:48,720 --> 00:01:52,520 sort of shape sticking out under the surface. And so I've just been digging 23 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:53,369 digging and... 24 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:57,570 It seems to me like there might be some kind of structure down there. 25 00:01:58,450 --> 00:01:59,450 Structure? 26 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:00,870 Like a building? 27 00:02:01,450 --> 00:02:03,010 It sure is shooting control. 28 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:06,890 Here, you ought to be getting a feed from my spacesuit camera about now. 29 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:14,570 You see, there's some kind of weird markings all around the entrance. 30 00:02:16,410 --> 00:02:18,370 Holy crap, is that writing? 31 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:20,590 I reckon it looks that way. 32 00:02:22,190 --> 00:02:23,190 Hey, wait. 33 00:02:23,290 --> 00:02:24,290 Get over here. 34 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:27,330 What's up, Tommy? 35 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:29,250 Look. Wait. 36 00:02:30,770 --> 00:02:32,670 The live feed? Yeah. 37 00:02:34,970 --> 00:02:36,830 Is that some kind of writing? 38 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:38,670 On the moon? 39 00:02:53,640 --> 00:02:54,640 Don't tell him to be careful. 40 00:02:54,980 --> 00:02:56,240 Baxter, careful with that. 41 00:02:57,060 --> 00:02:58,060 Oopsie -daisy. 42 00:02:59,420 --> 00:03:01,120 Oh, looks like I might have cracked it. 43 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:02,360 Uh -oh. 44 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,640 What's wrong with the picture? 45 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:06,560 Baxter, Baxter, what's going on? Oh, no. 46 00:03:07,560 --> 00:03:09,160 Father of the East of China. 47 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:10,560 Ancient evil. 48 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,240 Get him back. Baxter, what's happening? What do you mean ancient evil? 49 00:03:18,420 --> 00:03:20,540 Fred, Sergey, do you guys have eyes on Baxter? 50 00:03:21,240 --> 00:03:22,660 Affirmative. That is negative. 51 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:27,800 Well, we did have eyes on him, but he's gone now. Gone? What do you mean, gone? 52 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:29,200 He's gone. 53 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:30,620 Dead like a doornail. 54 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:32,780 Dead? What happened? 55 00:03:33,160 --> 00:03:33,839 Oh, no. 56 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:36,160 Oh, no. It's Moon Ghost! 57 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:53,839 Did you hear that? 58 00:05:53,840 --> 00:05:55,380 Yeah. What was that? 59 00:05:56,220 --> 00:05:58,100 Sounded like a crash or something. 60 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:03,280 You know, there was something up in the sky first, like a meteor or an asteroid 61 00:06:03,280 --> 00:06:04,280 or something. 62 00:06:04,460 --> 00:06:05,460 You don't think? 63 00:06:06,760 --> 00:06:08,540 Visitors from another world. 64 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:10,540 Think we should investigate? 65 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,460 It could be dangerous. 66 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,400 That's why we got these. 67 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:17,160 Might be right about that, Willie. Let's go get some. 68 00:06:44,370 --> 00:06:46,330 Let's hurry this up, Willie. It's getting late. 69 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:47,690 What, are you scared? 70 00:06:48,670 --> 00:06:50,850 Hey, look at there. 71 00:06:54,090 --> 00:06:56,370 That don't look like any meteor I've ever seen. 72 00:06:57,090 --> 00:06:58,910 Ain't that a meteorite? Huh? 73 00:06:59,650 --> 00:07:00,650 When it lands. 74 00:07:00,830 --> 00:07:04,030 I think it's called a meteorite when it lands. Shut up, George. 75 00:07:06,110 --> 00:07:10,470 Careful. There might be some kind of hungry goo monster in it. You know, like 76 00:07:10,470 --> 00:07:11,470 that old Stephen Queen movie. 77 00:07:12,430 --> 00:07:13,550 That's a movie, George. 78 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:15,120 This is real life. 79 00:07:15,620 --> 00:07:16,880 There ain't no monsters. 80 00:07:17,740 --> 00:07:19,040 Besides, I just want to touch him. 81 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:20,880 Willie. 82 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:24,080 Hey, Willie. 83 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,080 Careful, Willie. 84 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,000 Well, I guess there ain't no monster. 85 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:52,940 You think it's valuable? 86 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:54,620 Well, yeah. 87 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:58,760 The mega -heads at NASA would probably pay a fortune for a genuine meteor from 88 00:07:58,760 --> 00:07:59,760 Mars. 89 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:02,240 Meteorite. Shut up, Gilbert. 90 00:08:03,660 --> 00:08:05,660 Well, I'm just glad there ain't no monster in it. 91 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:28,200 Hey, Selena. 92 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:30,200 Oh, sorry. You okay? Yeah. 93 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:31,920 Yeah, I'm fine. 94 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,500 Okay, well, we're gonna go play some hide -and -seek. 95 00:08:34,940 --> 00:08:35,940 You wanna? 96 00:08:37,539 --> 00:08:40,200 Come on. You spend way too much time by yourself. 97 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:42,080 What's wrong with that? 98 00:08:43,620 --> 00:08:45,020 Is she coming? 99 00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:46,300 No. 100 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,920 Selena, it's hide -and -seek. Yeah, it's gonna be fun. 101 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:52,820 What are you gonna do out here by yourself? 102 00:08:53,080 --> 00:08:54,080 Thank you. 103 00:08:54,580 --> 00:08:55,580 Come on. 104 00:08:55,920 --> 00:08:56,920 Babe. 105 00:08:57,960 --> 00:08:59,660 Please. Hide and seek. 106 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,420 Hide and seek. Hide and seek. Hide and seek. 107 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:03,820 Yeah. 108 00:09:04,100 --> 00:09:05,100 Let's go. 109 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,260 Okay. 110 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:15,000 Okay. All right. 111 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:17,000 Who is it? 112 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:18,780 Are you kidding me? 113 00:09:19,580 --> 00:09:21,200 First round of hide and seek. I'm always it. 114 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:25,700 All right. You count to 50. We'll go hide. Okay. All right. 115 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,700 Okay, one. 116 00:09:32,820 --> 00:09:33,820 Two. 117 00:09:46,560 --> 00:09:47,560 That's 22. 118 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:48,720 That's 23. 119 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:50,360 24. 120 00:09:51,380 --> 00:09:52,380 25. 121 00:09:54,140 --> 00:09:55,140 Guys? 122 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,250 26. 123 00:10:02,730 --> 00:10:03,730 27. 124 00:10:09,670 --> 00:10:11,150 Do you hear that? 125 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:12,990 Hear what? 126 00:10:13,490 --> 00:10:16,270 That spooky moaning. 127 00:10:17,510 --> 00:10:19,250 I don't hear any moaning. 128 00:10:20,550 --> 00:10:21,550 Yet. 129 00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:29,530 41. 130 00:10:33,290 --> 00:10:38,990 42 43 Cut it out guys 131 00:10:38,990 --> 00:10:45,910 44 45 I can't 132 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:50,630 look at you guys right now. You better not be doing anything stupid 46 133 00:10:50,630 --> 00:10:57,390 7 48 49 50 Ready or not 134 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,390 here I come 135 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:14,160 I'm gonna get ya. 136 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:16,040 I'm gonna get all three of ya. 137 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:18,900 Oh, I love this game. 138 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:26,420 Uh, 139 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:31,480 Kalina? 140 00:11:32,820 --> 00:11:34,100 Baby, what's wrong? Kalina? 141 00:11:53,450 --> 00:11:56,810 What should I do? I mean, I never... Selina, what can I do? 142 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,010 Baby. 143 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:03,930 Baby, are you all right? 144 00:12:04,530 --> 00:12:05,530 What happened? 145 00:12:05,730 --> 00:12:07,030 Selina, are you okay? 146 00:12:07,390 --> 00:12:09,450 Yeah, I'm okay. 147 00:12:10,070 --> 00:12:11,910 What happened? 148 00:12:12,150 --> 00:12:13,790 I don't know. 149 00:12:14,510 --> 00:12:16,370 The worst headache of my life. 150 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:18,330 And that sound. 151 00:12:19,550 --> 00:12:21,590 Maybe let's get to the tent before it gets dark. 152 00:12:21,870 --> 00:12:22,870 Yeah, you... 153 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,100 You could use some rest. 154 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:26,720 Everything will be okay. 155 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,560 Run! 156 00:12:33,660 --> 00:12:34,660 Run! 157 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:37,500 Run! 158 00:12:40,580 --> 00:12:41,580 Run! 159 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:52,180 I'm singing, my friend. 160 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:54,319 Calm down. 161 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,380 Calm down. Calm down? 162 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:59,560 That thing ate my friend! Yeah, it's going to eat us if we don't stop 163 00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:01,740 We're all going to die. 164 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,160 Not helpful. 165 00:13:03,620 --> 00:13:08,160 Okay, just... We just have to stay here and be quiet. Stay here. 166 00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:11,640 Jerry, this is a tent. It can get through friends. It can get through a 167 00:13:11,900 --> 00:13:13,320 Just... Just let me think. 168 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,200 Okay. 169 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:17,120 I'm going to call someone. 170 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:18,680 Who are you going to call? 171 00:13:18,900 --> 00:13:20,380 I don't know. The cops, I guess. 172 00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:32,570 Police station, this is Sergeant Hooper. What can I... Wait, wait, slow down. 173 00:13:32,910 --> 00:13:35,390 Hold on, hold on. Just tell me what happened. 174 00:13:35,770 --> 00:13:36,770 Slowly. 175 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,570 You say you're camping in the woods with your friends. 176 00:13:40,630 --> 00:13:44,450 And you say a ghost monster killed your friend? 177 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,570 You say it ripped his head off and ate him. 178 00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:52,370 Look, kids, this is crazy talk. There's no such thing as ghost monsters. 179 00:13:52,590 --> 00:13:55,390 And even if there were, what do you expect us to do about it? 180 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:59,100 You say there aren't such things as ghost monsters, and even if there were, 181 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,060 would I expect you to do about it? Your job. 182 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,700 Okay, my friend is dead. 183 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:05,420 Dead. Come out here and investigate. 184 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,720 You say your friend is dead? 185 00:14:07,980 --> 00:14:10,140 Dead? And you want us to come out and investigate? 186 00:14:12,140 --> 00:14:13,140 Okay, fine. 187 00:14:13,660 --> 00:14:15,100 I'll send someone out. Where are you? 188 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:20,140 Old Willow Campground. 189 00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,400 All right, sit tight, kid. 190 00:14:23,900 --> 00:14:25,100 But the rapids, Hooper. 191 00:14:26,380 --> 00:14:29,920 Some wacko kid says a ghost monster bit the head off his friend and then beat 192 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:31,840 him. A ghost monster? 193 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:34,200 Where's the location? 194 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:35,900 You really want this one? 195 00:14:36,360 --> 00:14:37,360 Yeah. 196 00:14:39,140 --> 00:14:40,140 You got it, pal. 197 00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:52,860 Jerry? 198 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:57,010 Did someone scream? 199 00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:58,930 No. 200 00:14:59,230 --> 00:15:00,230 Oh. 201 00:15:00,630 --> 00:15:03,290 Okay. What am I going to tell Fred's parents? 202 00:15:04,210 --> 00:15:05,210 Tell them the truth. 203 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,930 They're not going to believe it. I'm not sure I do, and I was there. 204 00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:11,750 What about the funeral? Do you think there's anything left to bury? 205 00:15:11,970 --> 00:15:15,270 God, he was three chapters away from finishing his first novel. Why did this 206 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:19,370 happen? You can't be thinking about this right now, Lisa, okay? We have to just 207 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:20,850 focus on getting out of here. 208 00:15:22,010 --> 00:15:23,010 Right, Selena? 209 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:24,990 If you say so. 210 00:15:28,940 --> 00:15:29,960 Nothing can help us now. 211 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:01,760 Are you the one to call the police about a murder? 212 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,220 Detective Sally Newman. 213 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:14,940 Jerry. And this is my girlfriend, Selena. 214 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:17,480 And this is our platonic friend, Lisa. 215 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,260 My boyfriend is the one who... Who? 216 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:26,120 The one who is eaten by a ghost monster. 217 00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:30,750 They're there. They're there. 218 00:16:31,590 --> 00:16:33,190 Show me where this happened. 219 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:00,320 I've been a cop for over 20 years, and this is the grossest thing I've ever 220 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:03,100 seen. Yeah, it was really scary. 221 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:07,380 Did you say that a goat monster did this? 222 00:17:08,240 --> 00:17:14,339 I guess so. I mean, it was like white and flowy like a Halloween sheet, but 223 00:17:14,339 --> 00:17:15,420 there were no legs underneath. 224 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,000 Good. 225 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,280 What'd you say? 226 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:26,000 It was an old tale that my grandmother used to tell me when I was a kid. 227 00:17:27,050 --> 00:17:28,050 Moon ghost. 228 00:17:28,450 --> 00:17:32,610 The embodiment of pure evil. 229 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:34,290 Pure evil? 230 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,010 Pure evil. 231 00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:45,110 According to the story, there was a vibrant civilization 232 00:17:45,110 --> 00:17:46,810 living on the moon. 233 00:17:47,210 --> 00:17:54,010 But a sorcerer or wizard or something accidentally conjured 234 00:17:54,010 --> 00:17:55,010 up a monster. 235 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:03,280 Then it destroyed the entire lunar civilization. 236 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:10,640 According to legend, one day, Moon Ghost would 237 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:17,640 escape its prison on the moon and wreak havoc on 238 00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,800 other worlds, including ours. 239 00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:26,180 Do you think that's what ate Fred? 240 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,200 That or a bear. 241 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:34,100 It wasn't a bear. It was Moon Ghost. 242 00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:37,340 I would like to believe. 243 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,980 I really would. 244 00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:44,520 My own poor granny went to her grave and this thing, that it was real. 245 00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:49,420 I mean, the whole family thought she was off her rocker. 246 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:52,200 They committed her. The whole nine yards. 247 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:57,280 Still, she never stopped telling us. 248 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:01,360 That Moon Ghost was coming for all of us. 249 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:09,600 Moon Ghost would kill us in our sleep, in our beds. Moon Ghost 250 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:10,860 would bring the apocalypse. 251 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,280 But believe me, kid. 252 00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:20,620 Moon Ghost is just a legend. 253 00:19:22,660 --> 00:19:24,280 It's Moon Ghost! 254 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,260 Ready for the moon! 255 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,480 She was right! 256 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:32,300 Come 257 00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:39,300 and 258 00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:43,020 get me. And don't plan the kiss yet. 259 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:51,940 Which way do we go? 260 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:54,000 Which way back to the cars? 261 00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,160 I don't see any sign. 262 00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,280 Come on, come on. 263 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:04,280 Selena? 264 00:20:06,140 --> 00:20:07,140 Selena? 265 00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,120 Delita! Wake up! 266 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,320 Wake up! Delita! 267 00:20:46,140 --> 00:20:47,140 Jerry? 268 00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,460 Wake up! 269 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,720 Then the video feed went blank. 270 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:36,280 We tried reaching out to them on every possible channel, but it's all dead. 271 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:41,700 We're a little concerned that none of them survived. 272 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:43,120 Well, obviously. 273 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:44,840 Who else knows about this? 274 00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:49,760 Just Elmer and me and now you. Good. If word gets out, we'll have a full -blown 275 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,000 panic on our hands. 276 00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:53,180 A panic, Director White? 277 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:59,000 A mysterious orb, alien carvings on a hidden moon temple, and a trio of dead 278 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,960 astronauts. You bet your dress socks there'll be a panic. 279 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,660 Dumbass. What do we do now? 280 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:10,340 Let me make some calls. In the meantime, just sit tight and don't show those 281 00:23:10,340 --> 00:23:11,380 recordings to anyone. 282 00:23:12,740 --> 00:23:13,740 Anyone. 283 00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:15,440 Understood. 284 00:23:23,020 --> 00:23:24,020 Nothing! 285 00:24:17,409 --> 00:24:19,330 Police station, this is Sergeant Hooper. 286 00:24:20,270 --> 00:24:21,870 Oh, hello there, Commissioner. 287 00:24:23,350 --> 00:24:24,069 What's that? 288 00:24:24,070 --> 00:24:25,690 A call from the old Willow's campground? 289 00:24:26,190 --> 00:24:29,750 I already talked to the captain about it, but Loomis went to check it out, and 290 00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,230 that's the last I heard talk to Loomis. 291 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:34,050 What happened to Loomis? How should I know? 292 00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:37,110 She's not answering her radio. 293 00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:38,810 What do you want me to do about it? 294 00:24:40,330 --> 00:24:42,430 You want me to send someone to investigate the investigation? 295 00:24:43,330 --> 00:24:44,630 Hey, it's your guy, Mac. 296 00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:46,070 I mean, sir. 297 00:24:50,700 --> 00:24:53,540 Hey, anybody want to go looking for a missing cop and a monster? 298 00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:29,940 Who's there? 299 00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:32,440 Ace Magley. City Herald. 300 00:25:40,380 --> 00:25:43,380 Miss Gibbons, do you mind if I ask you a few questions? 301 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:50,540 About what? The police got a call last night around 9 p .m. 302 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,360 Resulted in the disappearance of four people. 303 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,280 A police detective included. 304 00:25:55,900 --> 00:25:56,900 Oh? 305 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:02,160 Apparently, the fellow that called in said his friend was attacked by some 306 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,260 of ghost monster. 307 00:26:05,780 --> 00:26:10,580 And apparently, the fellow that called in was your boyfriend. 308 00:26:12,900 --> 00:26:15,980 I don't know anything about it. Miss Gibbons. 309 00:26:16,180 --> 00:26:17,680 Miss Gibbons! 310 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:21,500 This story will come out with or without your help. 311 00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,020 Miss Gibbons! 312 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:27,100 What happened out there? Did you see this monster, Miss Gibbons? 313 00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:31,420 What happened to Detective Sally Loomis, Miss Gibbons? 314 00:27:00,010 --> 00:27:01,010 Get a real job, kid. 315 00:27:02,590 --> 00:27:03,910 Well, it's in the press. 316 00:27:04,970 --> 00:27:06,330 How much do they know? 317 00:27:06,830 --> 00:27:10,570 They know that people are being slaughtered, and one of the victims 318 00:27:10,570 --> 00:27:13,630 police and said it was some kind of ghost monster. 319 00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:16,310 Is that all? 320 00:27:17,250 --> 00:27:19,470 Yeah. Then they don't know anything. 321 00:27:20,730 --> 00:27:23,890 Director White. There's nothing to connect this back to NASA. 322 00:27:25,530 --> 00:27:29,210 Look, Phoebe, sooner or later, someone's going to realize that this... Thing 323 00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:32,350 started killing people in the middle of Commander Darklove's mission to the 324 00:27:32,350 --> 00:27:34,450 moon. And then... What evidence? 325 00:27:38,430 --> 00:27:39,430 Exactly. 326 00:27:40,930 --> 00:27:42,110 So what do we do now? 327 00:27:42,610 --> 00:27:48,790 Let me make a few calls. In the meantime, just sit tight and don't say 328 00:27:48,790 --> 00:27:49,990 to anyone. 329 00:27:55,250 --> 00:27:56,490 Keeping busy, guys? 330 00:27:56,710 --> 00:27:58,410 Read the room, Luther! God! 331 00:28:08,550 --> 00:28:09,550 Hey, raindrop. 332 00:28:10,170 --> 00:28:12,150 Do you want to hear a poem I wrote for you? 333 00:28:13,090 --> 00:28:16,330 I don't just want to hear it. I need to hear it. 334 00:28:17,230 --> 00:28:18,230 Okay. 335 00:28:22,990 --> 00:28:28,150 I stare into the windows of your eyes like a... 336 00:28:28,810 --> 00:28:32,850 A tom peeping into your soul. Your light touches mine. 337 00:28:34,510 --> 00:28:36,430 Cosmic rays forge our love. 338 00:28:37,050 --> 00:28:38,610 Dust from the stars. 339 00:28:39,210 --> 00:28:41,350 The shimmer of a comet's tail. 340 00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:47,170 The solar winds through your billowing celestial hair. 341 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:51,090 My love for you is a supernova. 342 00:28:52,310 --> 00:28:54,490 And I'm exploding eternally, baby. 343 00:28:58,860 --> 00:28:59,860 The end. 344 00:29:02,120 --> 00:29:03,120 Queza. 345 00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:06,420 That was transcendent. I know. 346 00:29:09,680 --> 00:29:12,360 Love really is the solution to everything. 347 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,240 Oh, you got that right, baby. 348 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:30,200 Great job. 349 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,600 Selena. 350 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,740 Hi, 351 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:39,500 Mom. Selena, dear, I saw this thing in the papers. Are you all right? I'm fine, 352 00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,020 Mom. But, honey, all your friends are dead. 353 00:30:43,420 --> 00:30:45,840 I know, Mom, I was there. 354 00:30:46,140 --> 00:30:50,960 I know them all get... You know what? I don't want to talk about it. 355 00:30:51,340 --> 00:30:53,160 Should I come over and make dinner? 356 00:30:53,700 --> 00:30:54,840 No, Mom. 357 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,820 I could make brownies. 358 00:30:57,540 --> 00:31:00,120 You're not driving two hours to bring me brownies. 359 00:31:00,540 --> 00:31:05,040 Fine. If you won't talk to me, is there someone else you can talk to? 360 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:06,680 Who am I going to talk to, Mom? 361 00:31:06,900 --> 00:31:08,400 All my friends are dead. 362 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:09,820 Oh, honey. 363 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,360 I have to go. I love you, Selena. 364 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:15,940 Call me if you... 365 00:31:35,150 --> 00:31:39,350 I think we got cut off. I was just saying to call me if you need anything. 366 00:31:40,130 --> 00:31:41,170 Okay, Mom. 367 00:31:41,570 --> 00:31:42,570 I love you. 368 00:31:43,710 --> 00:31:44,710 I love you too. 369 00:32:14,669 --> 00:32:16,190 Yeah, I'm sorry, Rick. 370 00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,670 Can't Jesse cover my shift? 371 00:32:21,570 --> 00:32:23,590 I told you, it's personal. 372 00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:28,230 Well, I don't know what else to tell you. 373 00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:29,630 I'm not coming in today. 374 00:33:11,310 --> 00:33:15,590 So if you see a ghost, or a ghoul, or even a goblin, call us, Diana and 375 00:33:15,830 --> 00:33:19,730 Ghost Hunters, and we'll come to your rescue. Our super -sophisticated 376 00:33:19,730 --> 00:33:23,430 technology helps us detect poltergeists, hauntings, and what have you. We can 377 00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:28,230 even perform exorcisms or cleanings if you or a loved one or a building have 378 00:33:28,230 --> 00:33:30,270 been inhabited by some malevolent entity. 379 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:32,970 Evil spirit, be gone! 380 00:33:34,730 --> 00:33:37,370 Diana, you just punched a ghost out of me! 381 00:33:37,690 --> 00:33:38,690 I sure did. 382 00:33:39,950 --> 00:33:43,530 So if you need some paranormal butt detected or even kicked, call us 383 00:33:43,530 --> 00:33:46,630 professionals, Diana and Ronnie. Ghost Punchers! 384 00:34:30,830 --> 00:34:31,830 Thank you. 385 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:29,160 Hey Cosmo, it's Sarah. 386 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,160 I completely lost all water pressure again. 387 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,620 I thought you were going to fix it. 388 00:35:34,780 --> 00:35:37,900 Yeah, well I don't appreciate having to deal with this problem every other day. 389 00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:42,560 I don't care. Just do your job and fix it. 390 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,520 Fine. Thank you. 391 00:36:20,270 --> 00:36:21,730 You've seen the news lately? 392 00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:24,190 Which news? 393 00:36:24,230 --> 00:36:25,490 Dude, there's tons of news. 394 00:36:25,730 --> 00:36:30,730 The news about the police detective and the campers. Oh yeah, they were like 395 00:36:30,730 --> 00:36:32,910 brutally ripped apart by some monster or something, right? 396 00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:36,310 What? 397 00:36:37,190 --> 00:36:38,270 Oh, oh. 398 00:36:39,170 --> 00:36:40,170 Sorry, 399 00:36:41,570 --> 00:36:43,490 did you know the deceased? 400 00:36:45,570 --> 00:36:48,150 Jerry, my boyfriend. 401 00:36:50,510 --> 00:36:52,310 And Lisa and Fritz. 402 00:36:53,610 --> 00:36:54,730 They were my friends. 403 00:36:56,010 --> 00:36:57,010 Bummer. 404 00:36:58,030 --> 00:36:59,730 Were you actually there when it happened? 405 00:37:01,810 --> 00:37:03,130 That must have been awful. 406 00:37:04,050 --> 00:37:05,050 It was. 407 00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:08,230 I feel like we... Was there really a monster? 408 00:37:09,650 --> 00:37:13,410 It... It was Moon Ghost. 409 00:37:16,030 --> 00:37:18,310 Dude, you saw Moon Ghost? 410 00:37:18,590 --> 00:37:20,070 You know about Moon Ghost? 411 00:37:20,350 --> 00:37:24,650 Yes, we are very well read. Yeah, there's a whole chapter on it in the Big 412 00:37:24,650 --> 00:37:25,950 of Moon Myths by Apollo York. 413 00:37:26,190 --> 00:37:30,570 Moon Ghost supposedly wiped out an entire civilization on the moon before 414 00:37:30,570 --> 00:37:33,610 captured by the last moon wizard and imprisoned in a moon temple. 415 00:37:34,690 --> 00:37:36,890 So, what's he doing here? 416 00:37:37,370 --> 00:37:39,250 And why is he killing everyone? 417 00:37:39,670 --> 00:37:45,450 I have no idea how he's here, but he's Moon Ghost, right? Like, killing is his 418 00:37:45,450 --> 00:37:46,450 whole thing. 419 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:50,460 So, all Moon Ghost does is... kill people. 420 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,120 Yeah, pretty much. 421 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,020 How do we stop him? 422 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:02,660 I mean, it took a flippin' moon wizard and a legend, right? But he's a ghost, 423 00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,940 right? And you two know how to fight ghosts. 424 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:13,160 Not exactly, but your commercial, we are very well 425 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:19,820 versed in paranormal studies and sciences. We just... Well, we've never 426 00:38:19,820 --> 00:38:20,820 seen a ghost. 427 00:38:22,620 --> 00:38:26,440 Oh, this is perfect. 428 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,760 Well, hold up, dude. We still know what to do. We trained with famous 429 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:33,800 spiritualist Jeffrey Wesley. And we both have degrees in physics and 430 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,540 metaphysics. From real universities. 431 00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,700 Just take us to where it happened. 432 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,340 We'll bring our gear and see what we can do. 433 00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:47,420 But if we fail, more people might die. 434 00:38:48,950 --> 00:38:49,950 Maybe us. 435 00:38:51,710 --> 00:38:53,670 Just give us a chance, okay? 436 00:39:21,390 --> 00:39:26,750 just some good looking superheroes happy halloween thank you you're welcome 437 00:39:26,750 --> 00:39:34,050 hey 438 00:39:34,050 --> 00:39:39,450 that's a great costume yeah they took a treat 439 00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:45,990 you want some candy 440 00:39:50,700 --> 00:39:54,800 not really getting in the spirit of things are we all right happy halloween 441 00:39:54,800 --> 00:40:06,740 ghost 442 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:09,180 person anybody 443 00:40:32,610 --> 00:40:35,210 There's like no clues or anything. 444 00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:37,210 Are you getting anything on that? 445 00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:38,990 Nothing unusual. 446 00:40:47,870 --> 00:40:49,030 I'll try the EVP. 447 00:40:50,190 --> 00:40:51,790 What EVP? 448 00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,210 Electronic voice phenomena, dude. 449 00:40:55,730 --> 00:40:59,210 Yeah, we use a special recorder to try to pick a voice from the other side. 450 00:41:00,010 --> 00:41:02,370 But Moon Ghost isn't on the other side. 451 00:41:02,990 --> 00:41:04,170 He's on this side. 452 00:41:04,450 --> 00:41:06,170 The side he can eat us. 453 00:41:07,410 --> 00:41:08,410 Oh, yeah. 454 00:41:08,550 --> 00:41:09,550 Good point. 455 00:41:10,110 --> 00:41:12,970 You said that Moon Ghost stopped before eating you, though. 456 00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:15,850 Yeah. It was really weird. 457 00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:18,370 Can you show us where that happened? 458 00:41:19,530 --> 00:41:20,530 Over this way. 459 00:41:39,150 --> 00:41:41,190 There's this green orb thing here. 460 00:41:41,430 --> 00:41:42,950 It was glowing. 461 00:41:43,210 --> 00:41:45,830 And I think it was calling to me. 462 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:49,150 Your glowing green orb called to you? 463 00:41:50,130 --> 00:41:51,750 That is awesome! 464 00:41:52,250 --> 00:41:56,890 There's something strange here. I'm getting clear electromagnetic readings. 465 00:41:57,230 --> 00:41:58,410 What does that mean? 466 00:42:00,450 --> 00:42:05,410 Some people who've witnessed paranormal events have reported fluctuations in 467 00:42:05,410 --> 00:42:06,470 electromagnetic energy. 468 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:09,870 Yeah, like how static electricity makes your hair stand on end. 469 00:42:10,150 --> 00:42:11,790 Exactly. Oh. 470 00:42:13,410 --> 00:42:15,450 What happened to the orb you found? 471 00:42:15,870 --> 00:42:16,870 I took it home. 472 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:20,730 Can we see it? 473 00:42:21,690 --> 00:42:22,690 Sure. 474 00:42:29,550 --> 00:42:34,610 Strong electromagnetic readings. This thing is off the charts. 475 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,580 There must be crazy amounts of psychokinetic energy in there. 476 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,320 So, what is it? 477 00:42:39,580 --> 00:42:40,580 Where did it come from? 478 00:42:40,860 --> 00:42:42,740 Could be from outer space, or an alternate dimension. 479 00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:46,640 Might be a relic of an ancient order of mystics, or some kind of unknown 480 00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:47,640 sentient being. 481 00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,060 Could be a frickin' dragon's egg. 482 00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:51,280 That's a bird. 483 00:42:51,560 --> 00:42:52,560 Sentient being? 484 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:54,540 Whatever it is. Go jump in the lake. 485 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:57,560 So, when now? 486 00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:59,500 Does that have something to do with Moon Goat? 487 00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:00,940 Hard to say. 488 00:43:02,080 --> 00:43:03,540 You'll need to talk to the real expert. 489 00:43:04,110 --> 00:43:04,968 Who's that? 490 00:43:04,970 --> 00:43:05,970 Apollo York. 491 00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:08,250 The dude wrote the book. 492 00:43:10,010 --> 00:43:12,630 I'm just waiting for this whole Moon Goat thing to be over. 493 00:43:13,990 --> 00:43:15,410 Either you're done or I'm fed. 494 00:43:16,190 --> 00:43:17,350 Moon Goat! 495 00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:23,090 Diana! You just punched Moon Goat! He's a fake! 496 00:43:23,650 --> 00:43:24,990 Wait! Hell yeah! 497 00:43:27,910 --> 00:43:28,910 Ronnie! 498 00:43:30,510 --> 00:43:32,030 Talk to Moon Goat! 499 00:43:53,490 --> 00:43:54,490 Do you? 500 00:44:23,520 --> 00:44:24,520 Got it. 501 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,740 I am bushed. You take out the trash, Larry. 502 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:32,380 I'll do it in the morning. 503 00:44:32,700 --> 00:44:34,220 You'll sleep in and you'll miss it again. 504 00:44:35,400 --> 00:44:36,780 No, I won't. You will. 505 00:44:38,080 --> 00:44:39,260 Not this time. 506 00:44:39,740 --> 00:44:40,740 Do it now. 507 00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:43,540 Marge. 508 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,700 Do it now. 509 00:45:45,770 --> 00:45:50,090 Well, you'll be happy to know the trash is outside. 510 00:45:53,750 --> 00:46:00,090 Why don't you give me a kiss and we can get some sleep, huh? 511 00:46:02,950 --> 00:46:04,450 Marge, where's your head? 512 00:46:18,120 --> 00:46:19,140 And your little dog, too? 513 00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:22,180 What's that? A ghost monster ate your grandparents? 514 00:46:22,900 --> 00:46:24,940 What? A ghost monster ate your pizza? 515 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,180 Oh, the ghost monster ate the pizza delivery driver. 516 00:46:28,540 --> 00:46:32,280 You say a dingo ate your baby? And a ghost monster ate the dingo? 517 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:34,900 What? A ghost monster ate the mayor? 518 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,140 This is insane! 519 00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,080 Indeed it was insane. 520 00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:46,280 In the coming days, reports of moon ghost sightings increase across all 521 00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:53,130 of... Countries all continents, tales of moon ghosts wreaking havoc, leaving 522 00:46:53,130 --> 00:46:57,930 a trail of death and destruction in his wake, the likes of which had never 523 00:46:57,930 --> 00:47:00,250 before been seen on this earth. 524 00:47:02,010 --> 00:47:07,110 Extra, extra, read all about it. Thousands of people are missing or dead. 525 00:47:07,330 --> 00:47:09,950 Could it be the work of the campground ghost monster? 526 00:47:10,330 --> 00:47:13,050 Only a buck to find out. It's a hoax, kid. 527 00:47:13,450 --> 00:47:14,450 Fake news. 528 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,979 More people. 529 00:47:21,980 --> 00:47:26,020 Holy mackerel! 530 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,300 So it seems that more people have died. Like, a lot more. 531 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,560 A lot. 532 00:47:33,860 --> 00:47:36,660 But still no evidence to link it back to NASA. 533 00:47:37,300 --> 00:47:42,040 No, but... Fine, I'll make a few calls. Sit tight. Don't say anything. 534 00:47:53,770 --> 00:47:55,770 Did you hear about all the weird monster killings? 535 00:47:56,430 --> 00:47:57,430 Monsters? 536 00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:26,320 Nice place. 537 00:49:26,980 --> 00:49:28,080 What do you want? 538 00:49:28,460 --> 00:49:30,160 You already wrote your stories. 539 00:49:30,980 --> 00:49:33,160 Miss Gibbons, you know something. 540 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,400 Everybody's dead. The end. 541 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:37,980 Come on, Selina. 542 00:49:38,300 --> 00:49:43,500 I can call you Selina. Come on, Selina. You have seen the ghost monster. 543 00:49:43,880 --> 00:49:47,040 As far as I can tell, you're the only one who's seen it and survived. 544 00:49:49,600 --> 00:49:54,060 Okay, look, this may sound weird, but... 545 00:49:54,670 --> 00:49:58,010 I think it's from outer space. 546 00:50:00,110 --> 00:50:04,330 What makes you say that? The attack started the same day that the team of 547 00:50:04,330 --> 00:50:06,170 astronauts went missing on the moon. 548 00:50:06,870 --> 00:50:12,990 Oh? NASA has tried to remain very hush, but Commander Fred Darklove and his team 549 00:50:12,990 --> 00:50:14,950 were doing some sort of research. 550 00:50:15,210 --> 00:50:21,350 NASA was publishing its reports several times a day, and then it just stopped. 551 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:23,270 What? 552 00:50:23,850 --> 00:50:24,850 No explanation. 553 00:50:25,990 --> 00:50:28,190 Just... nothing. 554 00:50:30,870 --> 00:50:34,370 So... what, you think it killed them and then came to Earth? 555 00:50:34,710 --> 00:50:35,710 Maybe. 556 00:50:36,110 --> 00:50:40,350 Would explain why NASA and the Feds are trying to remain so mum. 557 00:50:41,770 --> 00:50:44,310 I'm not with NASA or the government. 558 00:50:44,890 --> 00:50:47,770 What do you expect me to say? Helena, just tell me what you know. 559 00:50:48,090 --> 00:50:51,030 Heck, tell me what you think you know. 560 00:50:51,790 --> 00:50:53,330 I don't know much. 561 00:50:53,770 --> 00:50:57,150 Just stories, legends. 562 00:50:57,570 --> 00:50:59,010 Well, let's start there. 563 00:51:04,090 --> 00:51:08,110 Have you heard of Moon Ghost? 564 00:51:11,270 --> 00:51:12,910 The hell is a Moon Ghost? 565 00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:19,680 An evil entity from the moon. It's said to have wiped out all civilization there 566 00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,080 thousands of years ago. 567 00:51:21,860 --> 00:51:22,860 Uh -huh. 568 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,360 Apparently it's not as much of a myth as we once thought. 569 00:51:26,020 --> 00:51:29,200 And was your people at least the same? 570 00:51:29,540 --> 00:51:30,540 Inadvertently, yes. 571 00:51:30,880 --> 00:51:32,080 What do y 'all want from me? 572 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,360 Mr. Secretary. 573 00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:34,920 For sure, Phoebe. 574 00:51:35,180 --> 00:51:37,160 Y 'all can call me Wayne, you know that. 575 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,520 That's at the motel. At work, I'd like to keep things professional. 576 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:42,160 Okie dokie. 577 00:51:42,330 --> 00:51:46,890 As of right now, there is no direct evidence linking Moon Ghost back to us, 578 00:51:46,890 --> 00:51:48,750 that's how we'd like things to stay. 579 00:51:49,030 --> 00:51:52,250 Mm -hmm. But most of my staff are dead now. 580 00:51:52,590 --> 00:51:55,030 Mm -hmm. Sooner or later, we're going to have to do something. 581 00:51:56,650 --> 00:52:00,930 Why? It's killing hundreds of people every day. 582 00:52:01,190 --> 00:52:03,490 Mm -hmm. So there's that. 583 00:52:04,870 --> 00:52:05,930 All right, bye. 584 00:52:06,450 --> 00:52:08,470 I can make a few phone calls. 585 00:52:09,190 --> 00:52:10,490 Check in with the president. 586 00:52:12,060 --> 00:52:15,860 Meantime, why don't you and your people just sit tight, okay? 587 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:22,340 I love it when you exercise your administrative authority. 588 00:52:24,420 --> 00:52:27,280 Save it for the motel director, Wyatt. 589 00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,640 I'm so sorry. 590 00:52:30,280 --> 00:52:31,840 Don't know what came over me. 591 00:52:32,900 --> 00:52:34,600 Let me get this straight. 592 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:39,720 The moon wizard imprisoned the moon ghost on the moon. 593 00:52:40,380 --> 00:52:41,440 Thousands of years ago. 594 00:52:41,700 --> 00:52:42,880 According to the legend. 595 00:52:43,520 --> 00:52:50,120 So, maybe it didn't just kill the astronauts. Maybe the 596 00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:52,460 astronauts relieved it. 597 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,580 I guess that's possible. 598 00:52:55,040 --> 00:52:57,320 Possible? Hot dog! 599 00:52:57,720 --> 00:52:59,080 It's a home run! 600 00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:03,960 Of course NASA wants to keep this quiet if it's all their fault. But it's not 601 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:09,360 their fault. Not really. It was probably an accident. Yes, of course. Could you 602 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,400 imagine the headlines? 603 00:53:11,120 --> 00:53:14,660 NASA Stooges Unleash Ancient Monster. 604 00:53:15,340 --> 00:53:16,520 Big bold letters. 605 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:18,840 It's going to sell a million copies. 606 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:22,220 A billion copies. A trillion copies. 607 00:53:22,620 --> 00:53:24,120 Do people still read newspapers? 608 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:26,140 I've got to get down to the office to write this. 609 00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:29,260 But this isn't just about selling newspapers, is it? 610 00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:32,000 It's about convincing people that there's a real danger. 611 00:53:32,940 --> 00:53:34,520 Right? Sure. 612 00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,400 We'll do that too. 613 00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,880 Oh, one more thing. 614 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:45,740 How exactly did this moon wizard imprison the moon ghost? 615 00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,920 I don't know. 616 00:53:49,740 --> 00:53:53,000 But I think I have an idea on how to find out. 617 00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:58,400 Well, why don't we compare notes after you figure it out? 618 00:53:59,720 --> 00:54:00,720 Tom? 619 00:54:16,240 --> 00:54:21,660 Now, this moon ghost apocalypse that's upon us is judgment from the Lord. 620 00:54:22,660 --> 00:54:25,460 Judgment for all the sins of this wicked world. 621 00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:32,400 Sins of the heart, sins of the mind, and my personal favorite, sins of the 622 00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,400 flesh. 623 00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,760 But, even in the midst of all this death and destruction, ain't no need to be 624 00:54:38,760 --> 00:54:39,920 pessimistic. No. 625 00:54:40,780 --> 00:54:43,660 There's a means of salvation, and I'm going to help you out. 626 00:54:44,190 --> 00:54:48,250 All you have to do is partner with the pastor of My Retreat Ministries. 627 00:54:48,910 --> 00:54:50,310 Send us a contribution. 628 00:54:50,590 --> 00:54:51,750 We can pray for you. 629 00:54:52,130 --> 00:54:53,130 Now, 630 00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:59,070 you contribute a little bit, $10, $20, we're going to pray for you a little 631 00:54:59,510 --> 00:55:05,010 You contribute a lot, $100, $200, $1 ,000, we're going to pray for you a lot. 632 00:55:05,750 --> 00:55:10,850 And as a special added bonus, just because I'm that kind of guy, if you 633 00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:12,770 contribute $200 a month, 634 00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:18,760 You want to get this complimentary t -shirt that says, I survived the moon 635 00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:19,760 apocalypse. 636 00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:23,820 It's got a regular street value of $29 .95, and it's going to be yours 637 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:24,820 absolutely free. 638 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:30,980 So, get out that checkbook, write up a check, send it in to the Pastor Myron 639 00:55:30,980 --> 00:55:31,980 Scratch message. 640 00:55:32,100 --> 00:55:35,760 We're going to party together, and we're going to blow moon ghosts away with the 641 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:36,880 breath of the Lord. 642 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,400 Now, hey, I want you all to try it with me now. We're going to blow. 643 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:41,460 Charlie, where are you going? 644 00:55:41,930 --> 00:55:43,110 Just got to turn my papers. 645 00:55:43,830 --> 00:55:46,850 Well, don't be out too late. You've got to be at the coal mine early tomorrow. 646 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:49,470 Okay, Mom. 647 00:55:57,230 --> 00:55:57,590 It 648 00:55:57,590 --> 00:56:06,470 won't 649 00:56:06,470 --> 00:56:10,610 work. Yes, it will. No, it won't. Yes, it will. No, it won't. You have to be 650 00:56:10,610 --> 00:56:11,610 quiet. 651 00:56:17,640 --> 00:56:18,640 You'd like to hear that? 652 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:22,460 It was probably just a bird or something like that. No way. 653 00:56:22,980 --> 00:56:24,360 What? Oh, gosh. 654 00:56:24,900 --> 00:56:25,900 Ah! 655 00:56:26,160 --> 00:56:27,660 You consumed my... 656 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:15,320 In a given, we spoke on the phone earlier. 657 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,500 Yeah, yeah, of course. 658 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,140 Come here, please. 659 00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:31,920 Please, have a seat. 660 00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:35,940 Now then. 661 00:57:43,020 --> 00:57:44,920 talk about Moon Ghost. 662 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:46,600 Yeah. 663 00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:50,540 You... You wrote about it in your book. 664 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,060 Ah, of course. 665 00:57:54,400 --> 00:58:00,320 I cranked out that little ditty during a crazy weekend in Atlantic City 15 years 666 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:01,320 ago. 667 00:58:02,160 --> 00:58:09,100 In the book, you say that Moon Ghost was defeated by the last 668 00:58:09,100 --> 00:58:10,100 Moon Wizard. 669 00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,180 Yeah. But it didn't say how. How? 670 00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:19,180 Well, that is an interesting yarn. 671 00:58:19,860 --> 00:58:26,280 You see, moon ghosts have wiped out nearly all of the lunar civilization. 672 00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:31,520 Of the original eight moon wizards, only one remained. 673 00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:33,100 Of course. 674 00:58:34,740 --> 00:58:38,240 I have a copy. 675 00:58:39,790 --> 00:58:45,930 of Sir Whitley Marvelton's Lunar Chronicles here somewhere. 676 00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:56,330 Now, Sigmund, the last moon wizard, had 677 00:58:56,330 --> 00:59:02,870 imprisoned moon ghosts in a mythical talisman and then sealed it inside 678 00:59:02,870 --> 00:59:08,830 the sacred moon temple where it's remained for thousands of years. 679 00:59:22,220 --> 00:59:23,220 it now. 680 00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:29,920 Hmm. Well, that is another interesting yawn. 681 00:59:32,400 --> 00:59:37,880 Pardon me for asking, why are you so interested in Moon Ghost? 682 00:59:38,540 --> 00:59:39,540 Why? 683 00:59:40,300 --> 00:59:43,580 Because he's out there killing everyone? 684 00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:45,100 What? 685 00:59:46,300 --> 00:59:48,200 Well, that's just silly. 686 00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:51,720 Moon Ghost, if he ever really exists. 687 00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:58,140 It is trapped inside the Moon Temple, if that ever really existed. On the Moon, 688 00:59:58,300 --> 00:59:59,900 if that even really existed. 689 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:01,940 Don't you watch the news? 690 01:00:03,240 --> 01:00:05,200 Moon Ghost does exist. 691 01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:07,380 I've seen him. 692 01:00:21,510 --> 01:00:25,250 real? He killed all my friends. 693 01:00:25,610 --> 01:00:28,530 And like thousands of other people. 694 01:00:31,730 --> 01:00:33,050 Hot diggity! 695 01:00:33,410 --> 01:00:34,650 I knew it! 696 01:00:34,890 --> 01:00:38,290 They called me mad, bonkers, wacko. 697 01:00:38,850 --> 01:00:41,090 But I knew Moon Ghost was real. 698 01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:45,230 I knew he would come and kill us all one day. 699 01:00:45,590 --> 01:00:46,830 I was right. 700 01:00:48,750 --> 01:00:49,750 Joyous news. 701 01:00:49,890 --> 01:00:50,890 I'm happy. 702 01:00:51,370 --> 01:00:52,370 For you, Dr. York. 703 01:00:53,230 --> 01:00:54,870 But what about Moon Ghost? 704 01:00:55,330 --> 01:00:56,330 Yes. 705 01:00:56,970 --> 01:00:58,470 He will need to be studied. 706 01:00:58,790 --> 01:01:00,990 New books will need to be written. 707 01:01:01,470 --> 01:01:04,870 This is a momentous occasion. Truly momentous. 708 01:01:05,310 --> 01:01:07,290 But how do we stop it? 709 01:01:11,070 --> 01:01:17,670 There is a prophecy passed down by the last Moon Wizard when he 710 01:01:17,670 --> 01:01:18,990 immigrated to Earth. 711 01:01:22,009 --> 01:01:28,650 Yes? Only when the one with the full moon in their eyes is 712 01:01:28,650 --> 01:01:34,090 sacrificed will Moon Ghost be defeated. 713 01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:45,510 That's a rough translation from the original Lunaries, of course. 714 01:01:46,970 --> 01:01:49,570 So I have to die? 715 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:52,020 In order to kill it? 716 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:53,700 You. 717 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:57,480 What makes you think the prophecy has anything to do with you? 718 01:02:07,380 --> 01:02:08,720 The Orb of Sigma. 719 01:02:09,680 --> 01:02:12,140 I found it the night the attacks began. 720 01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:14,860 It called to me. 721 01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:18,660 The Orb of Sigma. 722 01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:21,040 Called to you? 723 01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:23,660 Oh, my. 724 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:28,280 What? What does this mean? 725 01:02:31,060 --> 01:02:32,100 Miss Gibbons. 726 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,780 You are the chosen one. 727 01:02:38,020 --> 01:02:44,500 The final descendant of Sigmund, the last moon -weathered. 728 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:49,000 I'm descended from a moon -weathered? 729 01:02:49,390 --> 01:02:50,390 Naturally. 730 01:02:50,670 --> 01:02:54,850 That is why the orb called to you. 731 01:02:57,230 --> 01:02:58,230 Oh. 732 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:06,230 What is the orb of Sigmund? 733 01:03:06,570 --> 01:03:07,990 The prison. 734 01:03:09,570 --> 01:03:16,270 The talisman that Sigmund used 735 01:03:16,270 --> 01:03:18,610 to capture Wormghost. 736 01:03:20,110 --> 01:03:22,110 All those generations ago. 737 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:36,590 That's 738 01:03:36,590 --> 01:03:43,830 why 739 01:03:43,830 --> 01:03:45,050 you look a little afraid of it. 740 01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:47,250 Naturally. 741 01:03:49,550 --> 01:03:52,650 Then I have to use it to stop him. 742 01:03:53,530 --> 01:03:57,330 But how can I do that if I also have to be sacrificed? 743 01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:02,490 Clearly, Moonghost won't go anywhere near you. 744 01:04:03,210 --> 01:04:08,550 If you have the orb in hand, you will have to face him without it. 745 01:04:09,550 --> 01:04:13,170 But how am I supposed to imprison him if I'm dead? 746 01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:16,630 It's a heck of a catch -22, isn't it? 747 01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:22,420 What to do? 748 01:04:33,980 --> 01:04:40,560 My dear girl Neither do I 749 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,720 Chapter 1. 750 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:30,120 Mooncoat is real. 751 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:37,580 So, Professor Reginald 752 01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:41,700 Sunspot, a third 753 01:05:41,700 --> 01:05:45,640 from Gale. 754 01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:56,240 You... ...have go... ...hit... 755 01:05:56,240 --> 01:06:00,100 ...a... ...dark. 756 01:06:14,980 --> 01:06:16,380 Hello. 757 01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:19,520 We meet at last. 758 01:06:26,120 --> 01:06:30,460 I guess I won't be finishing this new book today after all. 759 01:06:31,300 --> 01:06:32,300 Will I? 760 01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:45,160 Let's be friends? 761 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:48,320 Mr. 762 01:06:50,900 --> 01:06:53,660 President, we gotta act real quickly live here. 763 01:06:54,410 --> 01:06:56,850 This whole Moongos thing is getting way out of hand. 764 01:06:58,210 --> 01:07:00,430 Hundreds of thousands of people are dead, sir. 765 01:07:00,710 --> 01:07:03,470 We gotta get on this thing like kicking on a hound dog, you know what I mean? 766 01:07:04,110 --> 01:07:06,630 I saw on the news it's all NASA's fault. 767 01:07:06,950 --> 01:07:08,450 Let them deal with it. 768 01:07:09,130 --> 01:07:10,370 I have spoken. 769 01:07:11,230 --> 01:07:14,850 But sir, everybody at NASA is dead? 770 01:07:15,530 --> 01:07:19,610 And even if they weren't, they ain't equipped to handle something like this. 771 01:07:19,610 --> 01:07:20,970 you questioning my decision? 772 01:07:21,550 --> 01:07:25,010 No. But... It sounds like you're questioning my decision. 773 01:07:25,730 --> 01:07:32,150 Mr. President, your eminency, if I may, I just feel that a national emergency of 774 01:07:32,150 --> 01:07:36,330 this scope requires some executive intercession. 775 01:07:36,750 --> 01:07:38,770 Like the military? 776 01:07:39,990 --> 01:07:41,490 Yeah, probably. 777 01:07:42,430 --> 01:07:45,270 Fine. Let's blow some shit up. 778 01:07:46,030 --> 01:07:47,170 President out. 779 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:56,880 You had it in the way, Waxman. 780 01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,080 No, you turkey. The Secretary of Defense. 781 01:08:03,180 --> 01:08:05,800 Initiate Operation Big Kaboom. 782 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,319 Mr. Muppet, that always seems to work. 783 01:08:35,560 --> 01:08:36,560 You're welcome. 784 01:08:41,399 --> 01:08:47,939 The death toll is now in the hundreds of 785 01:08:47,939 --> 01:08:52,200 thousands. Scientists and paranormal investigators are working round the 786 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,120 to find a way to defeat Moongum. 787 01:08:54,380 --> 01:08:58,960 Since City Herald star reporter Ace Manley's latest story broke, conspiracy 788 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,600 theorists are blaming NASA itself for... 789 01:09:03,120 --> 01:09:06,979 In the first place, NASA Director Phoebe White has denied any direct 790 01:09:06,979 --> 01:09:07,979 involvement. 791 01:09:08,180 --> 01:09:12,279 NASA denies any involvement with this moon ghost. 792 01:09:12,540 --> 01:09:14,540 I'm sure the truth will come out. 793 01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:16,520 Just sit tight. 794 01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:21,439 Director White was reportedly eaten by moon ghost just minutes after making 795 01:09:21,439 --> 01:09:23,399 statement. Any other questions? 796 01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:26,800 Yes, you, the moon ghost in the front row. 797 01:09:29,859 --> 01:09:32,319 Meanwhile, despite all evidence... 798 01:09:45,599 --> 01:09:50,399 It's just the latest in a string of hoaxes created by political extremists. 799 01:09:50,399 --> 01:09:53,500 mean, do they really expect us to believe in something as ridiculous as 800 01:09:53,500 --> 01:09:55,060 Moonghost? Moonghost? 801 01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:59,240 Ha! It's all a plot to distract us from the real threat. 802 01:10:00,020 --> 01:10:03,180 Microchips are being implanted into desserts and candy bars. 803 01:10:04,240 --> 01:10:08,220 Chocolate can track our movements and turn us into socialist puppy -killing 804 01:10:08,220 --> 01:10:12,480 people. It's on my blog, which you can read by downloading my exclusive app. 805 01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:18,220 Make sure to smash that like and subscribe, and remember, there is no 806 01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:19,220 ghost. 807 01:10:21,960 --> 01:10:23,740 Well, try to like him then! 808 01:10:34,960 --> 01:10:36,240 Looking for the Roaring Twenties. 809 01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:41,580 Hot dog. 810 01:10:41,800 --> 01:10:45,680 Front line coverage. I'm going to get a Pulitzer for sure. 811 01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:49,799 Oh, no. 812 01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:51,400 This is the wrong 20s. 813 01:11:02,460 --> 01:11:03,520 Isn't a great time? 814 01:11:09,800 --> 01:11:11,660 It's the thing that ate all my friends when we were camping. 815 01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:17,480 I'm coming to get you. No, Mom, just stay. I am not going to let some space 816 01:11:17,480 --> 01:11:23,820 monster eat my precious space. Mom, there is nothing you can do. 817 01:11:24,060 --> 01:11:26,020 And I'm bringing Brownie. Mother! 818 01:11:27,400 --> 01:11:29,640 I need you to stop. 819 01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,280 You can't help me. 820 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:34,100 No one can help me. 821 01:11:34,440 --> 01:11:39,040 Not Jerry, or the police, or ghost punchers. 822 01:11:39,420 --> 01:11:40,119 Or Dr. 823 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:45,720 York. And not even you. Did you say ghost punchers? 824 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,180 I love you, Mom. 825 01:11:52,600 --> 01:11:56,480 But there's something I have to do myself. 826 01:11:56,920 --> 01:12:01,040 Okay, honey. Just please be careful. 827 01:12:01,780 --> 01:12:02,780 Hello, Mom. 828 01:12:46,380 --> 01:12:47,239 What's that? 829 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:50,760 You say Moon Ghost ain't your entire football team? 830 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:52,740 What do you mean nothing's working? 831 01:12:53,420 --> 01:12:54,560 Hit him harder! 832 01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,800 Nuke the bastard! 833 01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:07,420 No, not literally nuke him. Just kill him! 834 01:13:12,300 --> 01:13:13,720 Look at this crowd. 835 01:13:15,690 --> 01:13:18,730 Is there a new war going on up there that nobody told me about? 836 01:13:20,270 --> 01:13:21,350 It's Moonghost. 837 01:13:22,710 --> 01:13:23,790 Moonghost? Ah, great. 838 01:13:24,370 --> 01:13:26,510 I'm going to be putting in some heavy overtime tonight. 839 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:30,310 You think Moonghost just devoured everyone at the UN? 840 01:13:30,850 --> 01:13:32,650 I'm going to call in some reinforcements. 841 01:14:41,230 --> 01:14:44,190 Ghost has wiped out the whole U .S. Army? 842 01:14:44,910 --> 01:14:48,090 Can anyone stop this horrifying creature? 843 01:15:12,750 --> 01:15:14,070 meets your kin, you evil twerp! 844 01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,420 Hello, Selina. 845 01:19:10,060 --> 01:19:14,340 Welcome to the mystical realm of the Undermoon. 846 01:19:15,620 --> 01:19:20,180 Are you... Sigmund, the last Moon Wizard. 847 01:19:20,680 --> 01:19:23,520 Wow. The last? 848 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:25,460 Until now. 849 01:19:26,180 --> 01:19:27,680 What do you mean? 850 01:19:28,320 --> 01:19:34,800 Only through your noble sacrifice could Moonghost be defeated. 851 01:19:36,650 --> 01:19:41,950 Now that you have died, you may be reborn as the new moon wizard. 852 01:19:42,590 --> 01:19:43,590 Oh? 853 01:19:44,810 --> 01:19:47,650 Um... I didn't die. 854 01:19:49,350 --> 01:19:52,550 What? I didn't die. 855 01:19:54,770 --> 01:19:57,010 Well, that doesn't make any sense. 856 01:19:57,390 --> 01:19:58,930 I mean, the prophecy. 857 01:19:59,430 --> 01:20:01,930 You needed to be sacrificed. 858 01:20:02,890 --> 01:20:04,090 I just... 859 01:20:04,380 --> 01:20:06,900 Out. Martin, moon ghost. But that's not the prophecy. 860 01:20:07,700 --> 01:20:09,080 Maybe you misunderstood. 861 01:20:09,860 --> 01:20:16,440 Don't lecture me on interpreting moon prophecy, young lady. I've been around 862 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:17,880 longer than you've existed. 863 01:20:18,780 --> 01:20:19,860 Okay, fine. 864 01:20:20,220 --> 01:20:22,180 Then you were right, and I'm dead. 865 01:20:23,500 --> 01:20:24,900 Except I'm not. 866 01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:27,120 I heard that. 867 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:33,420 Well, regardless, you have defeated. 868 01:20:34,240 --> 01:20:35,240 moon ghost. 869 01:20:35,640 --> 01:20:41,140 Therefore, you may take up the mantle of being moon wizard. 870 01:20:41,820 --> 01:20:42,820 Okay. 871 01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:44,320 Cool. 872 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:46,160 It is cool. 873 01:20:47,900 --> 01:20:51,140 So, what am I supposed to do with the orb? 874 01:20:51,440 --> 01:20:53,900 Do I just lock it in my closet? 875 01:20:54,780 --> 01:21:01,320 No. The orb will return to the cosmos and find a hiding place on its own. 876 01:21:06,640 --> 01:21:07,640 What do I do now? 877 01:21:08,600 --> 01:21:14,760 Return to your Earth and be the best moon wizard you can be. 878 01:22:01,870 --> 01:22:05,210 pretty much destroyed and I was worried that you were too. 879 01:22:06,270 --> 01:22:07,270 Almost, Mom. 880 01:22:08,030 --> 01:22:13,430 Almost. Well, I won't keep you. I just wanted to make sure you weren't dead. 881 01:22:14,070 --> 01:22:15,070 That's okay. 882 01:22:15,350 --> 01:22:16,390 Hey, Mom? 883 01:22:16,970 --> 01:22:17,970 Yes, honey? 884 01:22:18,550 --> 01:22:20,510 I could sure go for some brownie. 885 01:22:20,910 --> 01:22:22,450 I'll be there in two hours. 886 01:22:23,090 --> 01:22:25,670 Maybe faster since traffic will be light. 887 01:22:25,970 --> 01:22:28,850 You know, what with all the death and everything. 888 01:22:30,050 --> 01:22:31,050 I'll see you soon. 889 01:22:32,110 --> 01:22:33,110 Bye, honey. 890 01:22:33,530 --> 01:22:34,530 Bye, Mom. 891 01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:06,110 And so, Moonghost's merciless rampage is defeated once again. 892 01:23:06,730 --> 01:23:12,470 And let us hope it is for the last time. For the next time Moonghost attacks, 893 01:23:12,830 --> 01:23:17,650 there may not be the descendant of a moon wizard to save humanity. 894 01:23:18,110 --> 01:23:21,210 Only space and time will tell. 895 01:25:56,330 --> 01:25:57,330 Yeah.